bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
I used his number to look up his customer information at work. He's no longer saved as Magic Penis in my phone.
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
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