if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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