I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
DETAILS
long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
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