when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I made out with a deaf person. Also I've been drunk 11 days in a row now.
on the way to work, i saw an empty wine bottle sitting in the middle of an intersection. i thought of you.
i can respect that.
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
Yeah, I probably scared him away when I drunkenly told him we'd have beautiful children
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
He told me he wanted to sleep but I touched his penis and listened to his heart beat start racing. I knew sleeping was bullshit.
Use your nursing skills for good, not evil.
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
Randomize
