You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
Got a text that the fed tax return dropped into my account just before getting on the first leg of my flights the Vegas. Fate? Viva Las Vegas!
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
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