I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
There are 27 signatures on my ass. What the hell happened last night?
Every time someone made a cup you congratulated them by letting them sign your ass.
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
How do I send someone an apology text for giving them a lap dance in the middle of a party last night?
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
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