I wish there was a facebook app that filtered my notifications to show only the ones having to do with people who'll fuck me.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
I've discovered the best way to avoid rehab is to not fuck fat chicks when your drunk, therefore delaying regrets and rock bottom
your the Dr. Phil in my life
Today is an unchanging day
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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