Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
Are you drinking alone?
no, i'm watching house
That doesn't count.
wtf, then i'm always alone
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
This house was built for laser tag.
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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