we have officially lost it.
At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
I called her a whore. 15 minutes later she gave me head at arby's while i was eating a roast beef. best afternoon ever
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
Sorry about giving you those ripped gym shorts after my dog ate your pants, but after the awkard BJ incident I didn't plan on hearing from you again
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
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