i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
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