i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
Got cut off last night cuz this chick had her hands down my shorts and was blatantly playing with my dick while I was trying to order. apparently that's "frowned upon"
My dog misses eating marshmallows out of your butt when you're passed out. That bordered on sex abuse, now that I think about it. My bad.
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
Valid.
Something is wrong here. The birds are chirping and I'm not fucking you, I'm not getting head and I don't smell bacon. Why am I up this early then?
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