He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
Randomize
