new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
God gave him joint rollers for hands
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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