I was wrong being drunk doesn't make accounting more interesting
Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
Yeah dude I should be out of the ER in about an hr. They gave me vallium. Go tell the captain its time to set sail.
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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