just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
you were so drunk you slurred your pauses
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
I think the only context in which I'd be comfortable being kidnapped is by a band of baby sloths
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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