Is it because I queefed?
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
I used the phrase "love child of quasimodo and cyclops " in a sentence today.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
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