And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
Does it look too obvious if I buy wine and candles!?! In my defense there is a gigantic snow storm coming.
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