im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
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