Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
We were literally making dick jokes with his dick out
That’s the level of friends with benefits I aspire to achieve
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