Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
I am a bulletproof tiger!
Haha. Nice, be careful tonight.
I'm gonna have to get my windshield replaced. Is the keg beat?
so that wasnt chicken after all
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
I swallowed and made him pancakes in the morning. I feel almost as desperate as Jennifer Aniston at this point.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
I have grass duct taped all over my body
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
So vagazzling was a success
Decided to stay sober a couple days, learned how exceptionally stupid my coworkers are. Might have to quit now. Moral of the story:be careful where you go sober.
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