He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
love makes seman taste better
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
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