farters have to be the big spoon...
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
When i like your selfie it means one of two things. 1. thats a nice photo, friend. OR 2. I wanna bend you over a table. But youll never know.
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
Just keep in mind that she didn't start telling you you had the largest penis she had ever seen until AFTER she found out about your multi-million-dollar trust fund.
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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