There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
Favorite thing said to me in 2012: It's like you have two tongues!
Were you keeping a list?
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
Simultaneously sexting while making brunch plans. Multitasking at its gayest.
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
Did it work?
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
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