tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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