No. I broke it. Note to self, never take a shower with your phone in your pocket.
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
Randomize
