Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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