IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
I fell down the stairs while taking the dog out last night. I was laying there with the dog licking me face and my neighbor just stepped over me
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
I said "one day" and that day is not today
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
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