Just ran into my ex in the WOMENS bathroom. He said I did this to him. Swore he never wore my clothes but said he liked my skirt. I need vodka.
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
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