I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
This is your morning news. Today at 5 pm I will be going out of town until the 29th. If you would like some great sex before I leave, please contact me. The available packages are: a house call, an outdoor excursion, or a delivery style in-car quickie. available only while supplies last.
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
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