nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
I woke up to a gnawing sound in the middle of the night and asked him what it was. He told me it was the family of squirrels that lives in the wall and to go back to sleep.
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
Your topless pictures make me question reality
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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