I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
As payment for all the times you have babysat me while im drunk, im giving you the shorts i stole from the guy i stayed with on friday night. They're clean. Come get em.
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
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