dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
birth control should be required to get into college
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
i woke up to something itchy on my head. it was his mustache. he fell asleep face-plant style on the side of my head. WTF?
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
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