He said he was from Mississippi and my vagina clamped shut like a frightened oyster
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
Things I Learned Tonight: I have no future in goat wrangling. Herding. Whatever you call the ridiculosity that just transpired.
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
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