He is such a slut. More and more my type.
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
you called me at 4 in the morning to tell me that your toaster burnt your english muffin, and that you "fuckin hated that thing."
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
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