Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
Me + Nice restaurant + Copious amounts of booze + obscene comments to couples = valentine's day plans
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
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