their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
My mom gets in bar fights. She doesn't go to bed early.
I'm eating oreos and watching porn. This is your fault.
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
Can I get a DUI with a shopping cart? I've nearly hit 2 displays and little girl...
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
Had to take him to the ER for not only alcohol poisoning but for stepping on a firecracker. Happy 4th holy fuck
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
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