it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
You're just jealous because you lost me and I ended up at another party licking Marshmallow Fluff bikinis off of lesbians.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
I'm using my ex bfs phone number to look up his Kroger card so I can get a discount on condoms...yep this is my life
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
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