im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
I'm like, not good at living.
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