lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
Where did you get a picture of my penis
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
My liver needs the occasional pep talk and a reminder that we are two weeks into freshman year of college.
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
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