Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
I just saw a guy getting escorted with handcuffs on, I'm too drunk to be at the airport right now.
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
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