Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
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