his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
No, we will not be going out tonight. We are trying to grow the toy donkey in whiskey rather than water. Serious fucking science. Have fun at the boring bar while we Bill Nye it up in this bitch.
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
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