You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
I show up hung over with mcdonalds. Why wouldn't he have sex with me? It's a fucking leap year...
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
I'm unsure as to how you were able to snapchat me with your hands duck taped to beer, but I appreciated it nonetheless.
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
I found a used condom in my purse this morning. It was in there with a bunch of smushed french fries.
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
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