This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
Apparently on the way out of the ER i asked the nurse to doggie-bag me some more morphine.
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
She seriously pointed at the couch and asked me if she could "ride the talking giraffe". I'll never serve everclear again.
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
Apparently all year they've been using me as a standard of drunkenness
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
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