i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
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If I don't at least start a parade that spirals into drunken riots then I'm calling it a fail of a birthday
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
Gay?
German.
Pity.
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
Dry spell is over and now I’m drowning in a river of dick. The dam broke and now half the dicks in DC are trying get in my skirt
It’s a glorious dick miracle!
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