I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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