Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
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