That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
thus making me awesome and them whores
Apparently I farted on her in my sleep. Then, just to be sure she was cool, I did it again on purpose and she didnt say anything. So, WIN?
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
HOLY FUCK i just remembered we had bows and arrows and firecrackers last night
and flaming arrows and vodka
how did we not set your garage on fire
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
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