I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
i walked in the apt and she was vacuuming. i asked why and she said so we could have sex on the floor. i love clean freaks.
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
You got pulled on stage by a stripper who wore ruffled ankle socks and did jumping jacks for her dance. Then you were put in a chokehold by a security guard that almost cried because you supposedly said "fuck you!" to him.
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
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