I just had to explain to the pharmacy cashier that the Plan B and thank you notes I was buying were not related.
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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