are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
I wanted to take a shower but I forgot we made applesauce in it last night.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
Sometimes the most spiritual fucking thing to do is punch somebody in the face.
Randomize
