Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
True college students do jello shots in the library
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