you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
So gin and wine won't be happening again
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
If you hit me with your dick and make light saber noises we are breaking up. I don't care if it's your birthday, you are not a sex Jedi.
So is singing the star wars theme as I put the condom on off limits?
Also I'm very proud of th fact that I walked my dog before bed. Drunk dog walking should be an Olympic sport; it takes SKILLS.
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
In other news, I just burned my penis
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
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