I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
Hey! I need booze. And penises. And a lot of mistakes that I will regret in the morning.
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
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