Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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