Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
Like if Robert Downey Jr. and Kiefer Sutherland got together for a bender, that's how drunk I want us to be.
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
Randomize
